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Million Dollar Truth: If Saturday and Sunday Don’t Excite You, then change your Friends. If Monday doesn’t motivate you, then change your profession. If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!

A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct ! Read his answers and have a blast. Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?.. Ans. - In his Last Battle.. Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed? Ans. - At the Bottom of the Page.. Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.. Ans. - Marriage.. Q.4 - Ganga Flows in which State ?.. Ans. - Liquid State.. Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?.. Ans.- On His Birthday.. Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?.. Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake..!! Q.7 - India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...??? Awesome Reply By Student :- "Daaru K Glass Me..." Q. 8 - Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...??? Answer : Indian Constitution - Article 20(2)-says, "No man can be punished twice for same offence" 😝😀😀 Laugh..but loudly..and not alone..never.

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